UC2 - Villains Story

 

 

VillaAlex said it was going to be an easy job, no messing about & definitely no trouble from anyone. Tiktox & myself were only too willing to join up with them odds, we’d go in loot the treasure & be away. Rich before anyone knew any the better, piece of p*** hahahaha. To be honest Tiktox & myself hadn’t really done anything on this scale before we’re really small time crooks, the odd car jack is our normal game, but Villa said this was just too easy & he didn’t want to use the normal faces, said that they’ll be the first picked up after this caper.

 

 

Villa said we were heading for a small village half way up the mountain, took 3 fecking days to get even close, then we hit our first snag. At some old railway dump we bumped into some do gooders, fecking heroes trying to do their bit for humanity and all that c***. Well Villa spotted them & knew who they were, said he had bumped into them before. MadforitUk was there, a right ‘goody two-shoes’ but a mean piece with a weapon in his hand, it’s said that he once travelled 200 miles to return a pound coin to some poor old dear who had dropped it on a day trip to the sea-side, geeze it makes me wanna puke. Then there was Dr Aces, well you can tell right off he’s all good wouldn’t hurt a fly normally but has a total dislike for criminal types, and being a Doctor and all knows all the weak spots, dirty fecker could carve your liver out and feed it to you before you noticed, creeps around in them surgical shoes and doesn’t make a sound so you never know where he is. The last one of the trio was Deaf ‘Fists of Steel’ Raiders, and if you can’t guess what he can do I’m not telling you, you stupid weasel, but one punch from that mad silent barstool & it’s good night not only Vienna but Budapest, Stockholm & Dublin too! Villa told us that our best bet was to stay away from him at all costs.

 

We decided to send in some of the boys first to clear out the area, well it’s what us mafia types do ain’t it, so we sat back and watched the boys on their head cams while smoking some great cigars Tiktox had brought along, great lad he is, but I wouldn’t trust him with my fecking granny, if you get my drift. Well things weren’t looking too good, a few of our boys were being knocked out of the game in no time, that Dr was carving up my lads without mercy, Mad was well fecking Mad, and doing the same sort of thing, we had managed to keep away from Deaf at this point. Villas veterans were giving as good as they got & were taking few of those boy scouts out, sending them to boy scout heaven, hahahaha! Our force of numbers made them retreat to the village, there they started to try to gather our treasure, the barstools, and hide it, well we weren’t going to take that, so we sent in our boys go to capture the treasure & bring it back to us, they’ll do anything for us they would, well they’d better or we’d fecking shoot ‘em! The village was a small affair mind you & Deafs mob were right at home, punching, kicking, eye gouging, hair pulling, anything to put our boys out of action really! That Dr had given his boys some rocket launcher which was quite frankly causing fecking havoc in the ranks! Mad was directing operations but his boys weren’t slow either. Villas boys were bringing home the bacon mind you, and gathered a nice pile of goodies, which Villa said were all his, me & Tiktox complained but when he pulled out his Pistone we decided that maybe he was right.

 

Tiktox & I decided to send our troops out in pairs to try to cover each other, but it didn’t help much. Two hours of this had seen us clear the village of any valuables, well those ‘little angels’ slopped off like ghosts at that stage, we ransacked the rest of the village just for the hell of it.

 

We then came across more of these mini heroes at an old disused Temple, we by then were fecking steaming mad, and so told our boys to kill on sight & take no prisoners, which they duly went about trying to do. But those sneaky goodies were playing by their own rules, I mean, we’re [b]meant[/b] to be underhanded, dodgy, sneaky & downright villainous, but those boys had no scruples when it came to people that they considered outside of the law! THAT’S NOT FECKING ON!

 

We had a right ding-dong at the temple, bombs, rockets, bullets flying all over the place, and that deaf had shown the others the art of hand-to-hand combat, so we had to tell our boys to be very careful of all of them barstools! But we were now nearly giving as good as we got, but things still weren’t going totally our way, and you know that can’t happen, so Villa has this bright idea, he’s full of them and no mistake. We called in another chapter, this lot led by Taylor1980, he’s another big wig around the place, done plenty of this stuff & agreed to help. Villa told him he could have 25% of the takings, 12.5% off mine & Tiktoxs share, again the Pistone persuaded us to see the benefit of this, but we weren’t happy. We had a plan ourselves, and decided that given the chance we’d grab what we could and get the hell out of there, that was until Taylor told us where some big money was, only it was well defended with more of those fecking do-gooders, I’m really sick of them why can’t they just let their natural evil come out, we all want something for nothing and we want to do it the easy way too, these stupid arseholes fight against that & us!!!

 

By now our extra numbers were starting to make a difference & we pushed the feckers right back to some snow bound retreat. Taylors boys were in the same class as Villas, it’s little wonder he’s up in the top 10 most wanted of Interpol, just behind Villa in fact. That’s not to say we were having it all our own way, oh no, their boys were dishing out some punishment too! At one stage one of Taylors goons was patrolling minding his own business, when bam! One of Mads lads grabbed him & threw him over the edge, that was just criminal, a dirty fecking move that any of us would have been proud of, the poor bloke went flying, further than the Wright brothers landed on his nut which duly broke open, ooooh it was nasty. And Deafs gang with their ‘Fists of Steel’ were still roaming about the place rearranging faces whenever & where-ever they could, I personally got one of them on a rare venture out, to boost my mens moral & hit one of his right up the jacksy with a launched rocket, you should have seen his arse fly in a million different directions!

 

By the time I had got back to HQ Tiktox had gone missing and so had a heap of jewels & gold, boy Villa was P*****, and told me not to tell Taylor as he would blow a fuse and anyway he wanted to deal with it himself. I emptied my rucksack as soon as he wasn’t looking.

 

Taylor then told us he and his mob and gathered enough to pay for the trip and a bit extra so he was pulling out and heading back down the mountain. That left Villa & I in a tight spot so we decided to withdrawn too, I had lost 60% of my lads, and I’ll have to go on a recruiting drive before we head back up there, which we’re planning to do in the near future. There is it appears to be almost unlimited treasure up there! Hey you, yes you do you care to join me in my little treasure seeking? Or are you going to wimp out, don’t fecking tell me you’re going to join that hero mod, don’t even think it. Anyway we’re going back up there soon, so keep an eye out for more details.